
Hello there! I am a guy who likes to write, and now you can pay me to do just that. Yippee!
Welcome to my comms page! I write fanfiction and original stories, both SFW and NSFW. If you're interested in doing a smutty commission, I write for M/F and F/F pairings. For more information, feel free to click on the links below!Currently 3 slots available for commissions. Slots reopen at the end of every month!
Things I will not write under any circumstance:
Toilet stuff (scat, piss, vomit, etc.)
Excessively graphic violence/snuff
Inflation
Farts/fart sniffing
Vore or any form of autoerotic cannibalism
Beastiality (this includes hardcore furry anatomy)
Underage/lolicon
Necrophilia/corpse play
Incest
Pregnancy
The "Gray List" (kinks which I do not normally write, but are negotiable)
Violence/gore is negotiable in DMs. In general, I'm fine with writing violent/bloody scenes, as long as they're not conducive to a snuff/"bad ending" scenario. (For example, describing a fight scene might involve violence, or perhaps a particularly rough sex scene.)
Non-con scenes are also negotiable, as is dub-con or CNC. I generally prefer to write consensual sex scenes, but I am open to writing more hardcore scenarios if the commission calls for it.
Human-animal hybrids are allowed (this one's for all the freaks). Anything with full furry anatomy is probably beyond my ability to write accurately; however, bipedal humanoids with monster/animalistic features are A-OK! Again, feel free to DM me if you have any questions.
Note: This list is not exhaustive. Other fetishes which I may not be too familiar with writing can be discussed with the client via DMs. I reserve the right to turn down any commission involving fetishes that I am not comfortable with writing.
Anime/Manga:
Chainsaw Man
My Hero Academia
RWBY
Umamusume: Pretty Derby
Video Games:
Arknights
Azur Lane
Baldur's Gate 3
Elden Ring
Genshin Impact
Goddess of Victory: NIKKE
Honkai: Star Rail
Limbus Company (and other Project Moon games)
Overwatch
Wuthering Waves
Zenless Zone Zero
Other:
Vocaloid
Vtubers (Corporate or Indie)
Original Works (provide details as needed)
Note: This list is not exhaustive. If any client has a commission for a fandom not listed here, they are welcome to discuss it with me in DMs to make sure I'm familiar with the setting/characters/whatever details the client feels are relevant for the story.
My standard rate is 2 cents per word!
Price ranges for commission lengths can be found in this handy chart:
| Word Count | Cost |
|---|---|
| 1000 | $20 |
| 1500 | $30 |
| 2000 | $40 |
| 2500 | $50 |
| 3000 | $60 |
| 3500 | $70 |
| 4000 | $80 |
Clients are requested to specify a maximum word length when they first reach out to me for a commission.
Note that this word length isn't an exact estimate - I will always hit the word count in my commissions, but I won't exceed it by anything over 100 words. Don't worry, I won't charge extra for this excess!
My current maximum length for commissions is 4000 words. I won't be taking anything over this length for the time being.
Please specify in DMs whether or not you want this commission to be private or public (i.e., whether or not you want me to upload your commission onto my socials. If not, no worries!)
All payments will be done over PayPal. I will send you the payment request once the commission details are all settled - writing will only begin once the transaction is completed.
Clients are requested to send at least half of the agreed payment before writing can begin; in this case, you may send me the other half of the payment once I notify you that the commission is completed. Note that you will only be sent the finished work once the other half of the payment is completed.
DO NOT USE MY WORK FOR AI TRAINING PURPOSES. This is non-negotiable: failure to comply with this rule will result in a permanent ban.